🇷🇺 У тебя ширинка расстегнута на английском (более 70 способов)

В жизненных языковых ситуациях всякое может случаться. И расстёгнутая ширинка представляет из себя уникальную возможность блеснуть своими знаниями английского и заодно помочь человеку в трудную минуту неосознанной работы магазина, который, увы, не закрывается.

Mind you, статья содержит strong language at spots. 

После прочтения, Вы сможете понять, какая связь между самолётом на картинке и расстёгнутой ширинкой.

Более 70 вариантов ниже (если Вы знаете какие-либо ещё, то отписывайтесь в комментариях):

Your fly is open

XYZPDQ [Xamine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick]

XYZ buddy/man/dude/etc…

Front gates open

You’re advertising!

your barn door is open.

The horse is outta the barn!

you planning to go fishing anytime soon?

Zipperman is flying low.

You’re flying low.

Are you afraid of heights?

The cucumber has left the salad.

I can see the gun of Navarone.

Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

You’ve got Windows in your laptop.

Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.

Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.

Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson…

You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position

Your pod bay door is open, Hal.

Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!

The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

Dr. Kimble has escaped!

You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary.”

Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction…

You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

I thought you were crazy; now I see you’re nuts!

Your balls are showing

One o’clock

One o’clock at the button factory

It’s one o’clock

Button up

Fly’s open

Is your finger sore

Better zip up

Bombbay’s open

Fly time

Garage door is open

Two o’clock

What do birds do

Flag’s at half-mast

Ice box is open

Just tell him


Button your britches

Button your britches, man

Buttons are open

Button’s off

Buttons were showing

Stable door is open

You’re at half-mast

You’re coming apart

You’re going to lose something

You’re gonna lose something

You’re hanging out

You’re losing something

You’re not fully dressed

You’re not zipped

You’re open in front again

You’re undone

You’re unfastened

You’re wide open

You’ve flipped your zipper

Zip code

Zip ’em up quick

Zip his pants

Zip it

Zip the front of your pants

Zip up or else

Zip your pants in front

Zip your pants up

Zipper ain’t working

You’re unzipped

Взял информацию из следующих источников:

Reddit, what are some good ways to say “Your fly is open”?

Google cache: 20 Clever Ways to Tell Someone:
“Your Fly Is Open!”

Dictionary of American Regional English: Sayings To Warn A Man That His Trouser-Fly Is Open


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